News: President Barack Obama Re-Elected

November 7, 2012 1 comment

President Barack Obama was re-elected as President of the United States tonight, and we’re hopefully only a few days away from the Re-Elected Remix of Young Jeezy’s “My President is Black.” The President picked up almost every important swing state, with Florida’s results still to be reported Wednesday morning. Shoutouts to our beloved Nah_Rez and the dude Tommy World Peace for blowing up phone lines and doorbells for the President. Also shoutouts to Colorado for their bid to attract Snoop Lion to replace Hunter S. Thompson as its resident pot-loving celebrity.