DJ BAHLER – Free The Snares (MIXTAPE)

May 31, 2011 6 comments

Been looking forward to this for a long time! Presented by MJF and some other fuck-ass bloggers. DJ BAHLER took some time away from being a doctor in training to deliver that nasty ear impregnator. Not unlike the Animorphs, BAHLER’s mashterpieces are more than they may initially appear. In this his mashnum opus, BAHLER shows us that the contemporary ‘mashup’ of putting two songs together (instrumental and acapella) is for mark-ass busters. The first track “Semblance of Sound” is the punchline to a ‘D4L, Dem Franchise Boys, Deerhunter, Matisyahu, Ludacris, Lady Gaga, Fergie, The Beatles & Tyler The Creator walk into a bar’ joke. BAHLER manages to incorporate over one hundred of our favorite songs in just over an hour, proving to be a true mashematician the likes of which the internet has never before seen. Look for FREE THE SNARES on your little sister’s Creative Zen 128 mb mp3 device, the pregame playlist for your Aunt Deb’s Beauty School graduation party and in Macy’s Men’s Departments all summer



full sample list after the jump!

1) Semblance of Sound
Hudson Mohawke – Fuse [Instrumental]
Phoenix – 1901 (DLID Remix) [Full]
Sleigh Bells – Run The Heart [Various Stems]
Phoenix – 1901 [Various Stems]
D4L – Laffy Taffy [Instrumental]
Dead Prez – It’s Bigger Than Hip Hop [Vox]
The Beatles – Eleanor Rigby [Vox]
Fergie – Glamorous [Vox]
The-Dream – Falsetto [Vox]
Dem Franchize Boyz – Lean Wit It Rock Wit It [Vox]
Drake – Over [Vox]
Deerhunter – Helicopter [Percussion]
Why? – A Sky For Shoeing Horses Under [Synth]
Wiz Khalifa – Make It Hot [Vox]
Ludacris – How Low [Vox]
Marilyn Manson – The Beautiful People [Vox]
Matisyahu – One Day [Vox]
Blink 182 – All The Small Things [Vox]
Lady Gaga – Born This Way [Vox]
Laidback Luke – Break The House Down [Vox]
The New Pornographers – Move [Vox]
Gucci Mane – Freaky Girl [Vox]
Between the Buried and Me – Prequel to the Sequel [Vox]
Tyler The Creator – Sandwitches [Vox]

2) Sun Waves
My Morning Jacket – Wordless Chorus [Full]
Mac Miller – The High Life (Intro) [Full]
BRAIDS – Lemonade (Green Go Remix) [Instrumental]
Yeasayer – ONE [Vox]
Local Natives – Wide Eyes [Various Stems]
BRAIDS – Lemonade [Instrumental]
Carl Douglas – Kung Fu Fighting [Vox]
jj – Work Hard, Be Kind [Vox]

3) Turnstiles
Matt & Kim – Block After Block [Full]
Iyaz – Replay [Full]
LCD Soundsystem – Dance Yrslf Clean [Percussion]

4) White Flag Burning
Yelawolf – Kickin’ [Vox]
Toto – Africa [Instrumental]
The Young Punx – You You You [Various Stems]
Lil Wayne ft. Robin Thicke – Shooter [Vox]
Oasis – Wonderwall [Guitar]
Xzibit- Heart Of Man [Instrumental]
The Cure – Lullaby [Percussion]
Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros – Simplest Love [Vox]

5) Free the Snares
Starfucker – Born [Full]
Cults – Go Outside [Full]
Lupe Fiasco – Show Goes On [Vox]

6) Can You Hear The Horses?
Florence And The Machine – Dog Days Are Over [Various Stems]
HEALTH – Before Tigers (CFCF Remix) [Full]
e-dubble – Underdog [Vox]
Crystal Fighters – Xtatic Truth [Full]
Crystal Fighters – Xtatic Truth (eLDOKO Mix) [Full]
Purple City – Trap [Instrumental]
Yeasayer – I Remember [Percussion]

7) Island Platform
Does It Offend You, Yeah? – Dawn of the Dead [Various Stems]
AFI – Girls Not Grey [Vox]
Timbaland – Fantasy [Instrumental]
Uffie – ADD SUV [Vox]
Journey – Don’t Stop Believin’
Wale – Good Girls [Vox]

8) Meant To Fade
Joywave – Golden State [Various Stems]
Empire Of The Sun – Tiger By My Side [Full]
Skrillex – Fucking Die [Instrumental]
Duck Sauce – Barbara Streisand [Vox]
David Guetta ft. Kid Cudi – Memories [Vox]
Lil Jon – Snap Yo Fingers [Vox]

9) Chimeral Proxy
Daft Punk – Aerodynamic [Instrumental]
Alphabreak – Aerodynamix [Instrumental]
Matt & Kim – Good Ol’ Fashion Nightmare [Various Stems]
People Under The Stairs – Hit The Top [Various Stems]

10) In A Funk
Daft Punk – Da Funk [Instrumental]
No Doubt – Hella Good [Various Stems]
La Roux – I’m Not Your Toy [Vox]
Loudness Boy – Da Funk [Instrumental]
Kid Cudi – That Tree [Vox]
MIA – Sunshowers[Vox]
Jason Derulo – In My Head
Memory Tapes – Green Knight [Piano]
Metric – Help I’m Alive [Vox]
Gorillaz – Dare [Vox]

11) Circadian Rhythm
Lil Wayne ft. Birdman – D-Boy [Vox]
Shitdisco – Reactor Party [Various Stems]
Shitdisco – Reactor Party (Luke Smith MPC-Mix)[Full]
Minus the Bear – My Time [Various Stems]
Beastie Boys – Paul Revere [Instrumental]
Local Natives – Camera Talk [Piano]
T La Rock & Jazzy Jay – It’s Yours [Scratching]
Tears for Fears – Shout [Percussion]
Bone Thugs N Harmony – 1st Of Tha Month [SFX]

12) Let Go (Parisian Nightsuit)
Childish Gambino – Freaks And Geeks [Full]
Kanye West – Power (Paper Diamond Remix) [Full]
Kanye West – Power [Full]
Continent Number 6 – Afromerica [Vox]
Muse – Exogenesis Symphony Part 2 [Piano]
Adele – Rolling In The Deep [Vox]

13) Reckless Abandon
The Temper Trap – Sweet Disposition [Various Stems]
The xx – Crystalised (Keljet Remix)[Full]
Crystal Castles – Pap Smear [Instrumental]
Shiny Toy Guns – Le Disko [Vox]
The xx – Crystalised [Full]

14) Helios & Hypnos
Local Natives – Sun Hands [Various Stems]
Wolfgang Gartner – Illmerica [Instrumental]
Busta Rhymes, Dipo, & Tiesto – C’mon [Vox]

15) Floor Master
Klaxons – Echoes (Designer Drugs Remix) [Full]
Taio Cruz – Dynamite [Vox]
Lykke Li – Rich Kids Blues [Instrumental]
Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Heads Will Roll [Vox]
Klaxons – Atlantis To Interzone
DJ Laz ft. Pitbull, Casely, & Flo Rida – Move Shake Drop [Vox]
jj – Die Tonight [Vox]
Klaxons – Echoes [Full]

16) Why I’m Still
jj – Still [Vox]
Tinie Tempah – Written In The Stars [Instrumental]
Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg – Still D.R.E. [Various Stems]
J. Cole – Who Dat [Full]

17) Interlude (Hikikomori)
Yeasayer – Madder Red [Vox]
Baths – Rafting Starlit Everglades [Instrumental]
The National – I’m Afraid Of Everyone [Vox]

18) One More Day
Nas – Dance [Vox]
Kanye West – Runaway [Instrumental]
The Pixies – Where Is My Mind? [Guitar]
Tokyo Police Club – Tessellate [Guitar]
The Pixies – Where Is My Mind? (Bassnectar Remix) [Synth]
Maxence Cyrin – Where Is My Mind? [Piano]

19) I Don’t Want To Be Alone
Two Door Cinema Club – What You Know [Various Stems]
Geographer – Paris [Full]
Ra Ra Riot – Can You Tell [Various Stems]
Sarah McLachlan – I Will Remember You [Full]
Discovery – Can You Discover [Synth]
Simian – Never Be Alone [Vox]
Metronomy – My Heart Rate Rapid [Percussion]

20) Love Me
GAYNGS – Faded High [Various Stems]
Hadouken! – Wait For You [Percussion]
Two Door Cinema Club – What You Know [Various Stems]
Owen Pallett – Lewis Takes His Shirt Off [Instrumental]
The Cataracs – Marshawn Lynch [Instrumental]
Sufjan Stevens – Futile Devices [Guitar]
Paul Wall – Chunk Up The Deuce [Instrumental]
James Blake – I Only Know (What I Know Now) [SFX]
Tiesto – Urban Train [Vox]
Bon Iver – Lump Sum [Full]
Britney Spears – Freakshow [Wobble]
The Ruby Suns – Dusty Fruit [Vox]